“Elevate your life before I get a new wife.”😶🤣😂 I don’t know what cartoon 💁🏽of Sam’s that I dissed but this will never not be funny. He can’t even find his socks half the time I’m not worried about a new wife.🤣😂
Everyone always says they baby 👶🏼is smart, which pretty much means they are average 🤦♀️and doing what they supposed to do… but when I have kids 🤰will be the same way even though mine will be smart in the mouth.
Sam: Do you think the new Justice League will be good
Tia: it will be good but not great… the DC movies are not bad, they just missing something
Sam: yeah their antagonists suck
I thought I was a millennial but I don’t think I want to be associated with some of these new ones, they crazy 💆🏽
Sam: I can’t believe I paid for valet🚗 for this Shitty food, ugh I let that guy drive our car💆🏾♂️
Tia: Our life is so hard 🤦🏽♀️
Tia: when do you think we will be old people?👱🏽♀️
Sam: I’m already starting to be old, but I don’t know about you👴🏾
Cashier (about 16): that will be $150.16 and do you think you may be interested in our store credit card?
Tia: sure why not
Cashier: you might want to ask your dad first before you apply
Tia: looks around
Cashier gestures at Sam
Tia: Hunny come here, lol, she thinks your my daddy
Cashier: I am so sorry (totally embarrassed)
Sam:😩
Tia: also I need you Debit card thanks