- Ms New New
- Not sick of it all yet
- Probably a newlywed
- Everyone gives them unwanted advice
- Normally given tasks no one else wants to do
- Does things out of the goodness of their heart even if they aren’t paid to do it yet
- not necessarily new but has not been corrupted by society just yet
Miss Excuse
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- Her aunt just died
- Her child is sick
- Her cat needs to go to the vet
- Has emergency surgery
- Her car had a flat
- Probably owes you money
- Is always in avoidable situations
- miss “Im having problems with my cable bill I need to call them during business hours and you know they have you on hold all day, can u cover for me” face ass
Queen Mean
- Never has anything nice to say
- Feels like someone owes her something for doing her job
- no matterwhat she says, it comes off as rude, out of place, and unnecessary
- Queen complainer
- Is not bad at her job so we can’t fire her
Mister Buzzkill
- When you are gabbing with your coworkers they reminds you of how much work y’all need to get done.
- never included in the office lotto pool
Father Time
- Been in the company 100 years
- Rules don’t apply to them
- allergic to all change
Miss wanna be boss
- Sends emails about every little mistake
- Double checks others work, when it’s not her job
- Gives unasked for advice
- Doesn’t know what the company would do without her
- Complains about how much work she has to do, but volunteers for extra work
- reliable but annoying
Miss Wish they would
- Wishes they would fire her so she can collect unemployment
- Does only her job nothing extra
- Always has receipts
- Will never catch her slipping
- Rules also do not apply to her
Mr Awful
- Always makes mistake
- Deny Deny Deny making mistakes
- Constantly blames others for their own incompetence
- No one knows why or how they are still there
- Miss Wish always checks him
Mr Who?
- You don’t know who they are or what they do in the company but they are always in the background
- Probably named john smithor jane doe
- never invited but always there
- forgettable
IT department
- never available
- tells you to google it
- never fully fixes your problem, probably so they keep having a job
