10 types of people at work~ you are welcome

1. Ms New New
   • Not sick of it all yet
   • Probably a newlywed
   • Everyone gives them unwanted advice
   • Normally given tasks no one else wants to do
   • Does things out of the goodness of their heart even if they aren’t paid to do it yet
   • not necessarily new but has not been corrupted by society just yet
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Miss Excuse

1. • Her aunt just died
   • Her child is sick
   • Her cat needs to go to the vet
   • Has emergency surgery
   • Her car had a flat
   • Probably owes you money
   • Is always in avoidable situations
   • miss “Im having problems with my cable bill I need to call them during business hours and you know they have you on hold all day, can u cover for me” face ass
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Queen Mean

• Never has anything nice to say
• Feels like someone owes her something for doing her job
• no matterwhat she says, it comes off as rude, out of place, and unnecessary
• Queen complainer
• Is not bad at her job so we can’t fire her
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Mister Buzzkill

• When you are gabbing with your coworkers they  reminds you of how much work y’all need to get done.
• never included in the office lotto pool
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Father Time

• Been in the company 100 years
• Rules don’t apply to them
• allergic to all change
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Miss wanna be boss

• Sends emails about every little mistake
• Double checks others work, when it’s not her job
• Gives unasked for advice
• Doesn’t know what the company would do without her
• Complains about how much work she has to do, but volunteers for extra work
• reliable but annoying
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Miss Wish they would

• Wishes they would fire her so she can collect unemployment
• Does only her job nothing extra
• Always has receipts
• Will never catch her slipping
• Rules also do not apply to her

Mr Awful

• Always makes mistake
• Deny Deny Deny making mistakes
• Constantly blames others for their own incompetence
• No one knows why or how they are still there
• Miss Wish always checks him
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Mr Who?

• You don’t know who they are or what they do in the company but they are always in the background
• Probably named john smithor jane doe
• never invited but always there
• forgettable
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IT department

• never available
• tells you to google it
• never fully fixes your problem, probably so they keep having a job
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