Here I just have a list of simple requests i would like to be followed if i die, or else i will be a petty ghost and haunt you. You will stub your toe and accidentally bite your cheek for the rest of your life 3 times a day.
- I want all shooters at my funeral. Please and Thank you.
- I leave all my estate(debt and sailor moon merch and size 6 shoes) to 45. I know I know, My benevolence knows no bounds.
- My husband shall wait 2 years before finding , talking, cuffing, cup caking, associating or marrying a new wife or he fake. period dot com. His ass is grass. He will stub only his pinkie toe. 6 times a day for life.
- No open casket Dont look at me while im dead ew please look at my Instagram, that’s where all of my public approved pictures are.
- Don’t waste money on a funeral, it’s really not that serious, no one even wants to go to it, give that money to my sisters.
- While we are at it cremate me and scatter my ashes in some pretty ocean water like in the Bahamas, so i can be a mermaid.
- If y’all really feel the need to memorialize my awesome bury my remains as a tree, not apple cuz I was never a sour apple bitter bih, maybe lemon, and use them for the lemon pepper wings and freeze cups days
- i will haunt anyone who wears a shirt with my face or likeness on it after i die, y’all will never pick a cute picture for it.
- i don’t trust any one but my husband to make a go-fund-me account in my name so don’t do it, yall shady for real
- Dont show up at my Facebook fake like we talk, if you don’t read my blog don’t even pretend we cool in my death.
- If i was killed or have beef with any one don’t say i would wish peace or forgiveness on shit, blow that mother effer up. i was never that nice. If the person is an Irish Muslim Police Officer named Dave, don’t hate all Irishmen, or Muslims or Police officers, just Dave. Even i am not that petty.
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Lol, really Tia?
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