Moms are human too ♥

Moms are human too

mom rant time

The best thing about this nonsense rant, is that it applies to all family members just change mother to sister, son, aunt, uncle boyfriend, etc. Mom just has a bigger impact. You don’t talk about someone’s mom. As crazy as your mom is something just won’t let you deck her for being mean to you.

Noun: mom; plural noun: moms

  1. One’s mother.

“My mom gave us each a slice of pizza”

Origin late 19th century: abbreviation of momma.


Mom mom mom Mommy momma mother. Giver of life. Queen of kisses number one woman in your life. Moms work so hard for us for even before day one. They never receive the credit they deserve. We will never be able to pay them back for the sacrifices they have endured for us. We love them unconditionally. period. dot. com


Fact: your mother loves you

Fiction: mother knows/does best at all times

When you are born you give your mom 100% trust. Mother knows best mother does not lie mother loves me.


 As you get older you realize that mother lies, mother is just learning as she goes, mother is only human. But she still loves you (for most of us).

I believe that we give mothers a lotta bit too much in the forgiveness department. Just because that’s your mother does not excuse her from being crazy. Yeah we are lucky to be alive but maybe it would be better if she swallowed sometimes.

When you have a child you don’t immediately become perfect. Moms usually try really hard. But raising humans is hard. Moms make mistakes and it’s not a secret, but when it comes to owning up to those mistakes/ taking responsibility for them, or apologizing, They mostly are pardoned without resolution. We excuse them because we think they mean well, but what about when they don’t.

Children are expected to overlook their mother’s short comings just because she gave birth to them.

Why is it OK for moms to be crazy but not for anyone else?

Why is it ok for your mother to hurt you when it’s not ok for anyone else?

Why is it a problem to talk about?

Why do we need to just let it go?

Why are children the bad ones for reminding mothers that hey you didn’t apologize for being a turd?

Why are we ungrateful when we try to distance ourselves from oppressors?

Why is it a problem to have high expectations of the person you are supposed to love unconditionally?

We should not have to sweep her crazy under the rug because your father didn’t pull out.

Stop guilt tripping your kids into interacting with you, and act right so they want to visit.

Now just because your mother may make a mistake, that doesn’t automatically make her a bad mom. The bad mom part comes in when they keep on making those mistakes because they can get away with it, because they are unchallenged.

When someone you know says their mom is mean, don’t dismiss it due to mothers have their reasons. Some mothers are just straight up selfish. Some mothers just straight up shouldn’t have kids. You can’t speak about what you don’t know, if you don’t live that child’s life, you don’t know what their mom, dad, uncle, auntie, sister, teacher does to them. Just because they don’t beat you does not mean there are not scars.

Just because your mom loves you does not mean your neighbor’s mom loves them.

And I will get crap for saying this because mom is bae, but you don’t owe your mom squat if she treats you like the bare minimum. Parents are legally required to support their minor children. Supporting your kids includes providing food, clothing, shelter, and basic care and Making sure you go to school. Anything else is just extra.

So yeah she didn’t have to keep you. Yeah other children have it worse. But that doesn’t make her treating you any type of way ok.

Being family does not excuse you from being a brat.

And just because it doesn’t apply to you does not make this false.

i do realize that moms are amazing, when they want to be.

and even when i do have children i will not understand.

signed #ungrateful






10 types of people at work~ you are welcome

  1. Ms New New
    • Not sick of it all yet
    • Probably a newlywed
    • Everyone gives them unwanted advice
    • Normally given tasks no one else wants to do
    • Does things out of the goodness of their heart even if they aren’t paid to do it yet
    • not necessarily new but has not been corrupted by society just yet
    • giphy

Miss Excuse

    • Her aunt just died
    • Her child is sick
    • Her cat needs to go to the vet
    • Has emergency surgery
    • Her car had a flat
    • Probably owes you money
    • Is always in avoidable situations
    • miss “Im having problems with my cable bill I need to call them during business hours and you know they have you on hold all day, can u cover for me” face ass
    • giphy1

Queen Mean

  • Never has anything nice to say
  • Feels like someone owes her something for doing her job
  • no matterwhat she says, it comes off as rude, out of place, and unnecessary
  • Queen complainer
  • Is not bad at her job so we can’t fire her
  • giphy2

Mister Buzzkill

  • When you are gabbing with your coworkers they  reminds you of how much work y’all need to get done.
  • never included in the office lotto pool
  • giphy3

Father Time

  • Been in the company 100 years
  • Rules don’t apply to them
  • allergic to all change
  • resistant-to-change

Miss wanna be boss

  • Sends emails about every little mistake
  • Double checks others work, when it’s not her job
  • Gives unasked for advice
  • Doesn’t know what the company would do without her
  • Complains about how much work she has to do, but volunteers for extra work
  • reliable but annoying
  • eoesxzz

Miss Wish they would

  • Wishes they would fire her so she can collect unemployment
  • Does only her job nothing extra
  • Always has receipts
  • Will never catch her slipping
  • Rules also do not apply to hergiphy7

Mr Awful

  • Always makes mistake
  • Deny Deny Deny making mistakes
  • Constantly blames others for their own incompetence
  • No one knows why or how they are still there
  • Miss Wish always checks him
  • giphy6

Mr Who?

  • You don’t know who they are or what they do in the company but they are always in the background
  • Probably named john smithor jane doe
  • never invited but always there
  • forgettable
  • giphy4

IT department

  • never available
  • tells you to google it
  • never fully fixes your problem, probably so they keep having a job
  • giphy5

Why you should sit on public toilet seats, 🗣fight me about it I don’t care

Third Pump of Sugar~ More Sam-n-Tia Chronicles

Tia: *sees Sam getting ready to join her for bed ruffles bed a bit and chuckles maniacally*

Sam: *moves bed sheets only to find some glasses an Iphone and an iPhone charger unplugged on his side of the bed*


Tia: thank you pumpkin

Sam: Mumble mumble she ain’t shit mumble mumble but imma plug it in any way mumble mumble i ain’t no damn maid mumble mumble

Tia: mumble mumble good butler


Since i have been #Adulting there have been lots of heart dropping to the pit of stomach moments.

one example:

My Supervisor: Tia we need to talk in my office.

Tia:*stomach starts feeling queasy.*
Tia: Right after i grab some water brb

Tia: if i leave now she can’t fire me

Tia: i don’t think i’ve done anything wrong lately

Tia: ugh why am i in trouble

Tia: Stand your ground you ain’t no lil Bih man up

Tia: *walks into Supervisors office*

Supervisor: so what do you think about applying for this new position that just opened up. i think you are perfect for the position.

Like why was i even scared lol IM GROWN AF she cant whoop me!



Sam: Tia if i got you a weapon would you learn how to use it
Tia yes

Sam: Good then we will get your conceal license this weekend

Tia: Good now i can go pop off on ….

Sam: Never mind


Second Pump of Sugar

Tia: Just let me know if we are having kids before our 10 year anniversary or na…
Sam: I haven’t decided yet

Tia: well if you wait too long it will be hard for me to bounce back from the baby body

Sam: you know what that sounds like…

Tia/Sam: what/A personal problem…

Tia :😠

Sam: JK
Lately I’ve been having wild thoughts lol. If my sister or husband tell me that they are having issues with a person. I immediately go into revenge mode. i really need to calm that mess down.

I can’t help but wonder, if I’m willing to go to jail over my sister( (who snitched on me heavy growing up) (who also NEVER says sorry because she normally is not)), what would I do for my own kids? rape? pillage? vote for trump for a 2nd or 3rd term? Its unimaginable. I would like to think I would be calm and collected but, who would be over your own babies.
But back to the regularly scheduled Sam and Tia Chronicles


Tia: Hunny will you put money on my books if I go to prison

Sam: no


Sam: well if your mom wont I will I guess